3. What is a very awkward story when you had sex?

What is a very awkward story when you had sex?

It was summer time and we were both 18 years old. My neighbors had gone out of town on vacation and asked me to house sit for them. They had a friendly, very well behaved dog and a beautiful house. This girl and I had been talking for a few days and somehow it was brought up that I was still a virgin. Now, we didn't know each other very well at the time, but I thought she was cool so I told her about the house and invited her to come over. She told me that she'd love to see the house and give me some company, I was pumped. Neither of us said anything about it, but we both knew what was about to go down when she got there. She came over the next morning and not too long after the brief house tour, things started to get heated. After making out for a while, one thing leads to another and we start at it on the guest bed. It didn't take very long for me to realize that this girl was pretty freaky. We hopped from room to room, minutes turned to hours and before we knew it it was dark out. It was awesome. Once we agreed that we had enough for that day we decided to crash on the couch. We continued to make out though. While we're going to town she started to suck on my tongue as hard as she could, she hadn't done this before and I decided to go along with it. It felt pretty good at first, but then all of the sudden I felt a snap and noticed my mouth filling up with blood. She sucked so hard that she ripped the cord connecting my tongue to the bottom of my mouth. The pain was absolutely terrible, but the sound that it made was the worst part. I'll never forget it, it sounded like a really big rubber band had just snapped. I started freaking out, I ran around the house with blood literally dripping from my face, mumbling "what the fuck" over and over again. I looked in the mirror and the cord was completely disconnected. At that moment I'm in full on panic mode, but the only thing the girl wanted to do was to continue making out. It was almost as if it turned her on that much more. Needless to say, I broke things off with her shortly after that. And that's how I lost my virginity.

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