I spent a couple of grand renovating my eldest daughter’s (7yo) bedroom. The weekend after I’d finished, my 4yo practised writing her name in the European oak threshold with a biro.

I’ve been through two new screens for my Nintendo Switch and one of my PlayStation 5 controllers no longer works because it’s gunked up with half chewed cake.

Your story reminds me of the time we had put our 50 inch tv in our storage room whilst we were renovating the living room. I walked in to find the two eldest children had propped the tv up against the dining room table and were sliding down it. The screen was completely cracked - I think they were probably one more go away from bodily harm.