What's the biggest sexual mistake you have ever made?

The story of how I got the nickname "Toilet Face." Okay so several years back my fiends and I go to a birthday party/show at a bar in Brooklyn. We are all from Connecticut and are used to bars closing at 1am so by that time we were half in the bag and still had three more hours of drinking till the bar started to kick people out. It was then that we got a cab and told the driver to bring us to the nearest strip club. Once we get there it was clear that this place was pretty low class. We go threw several metal detectors and weapon friskings. After a while we begin to leave when a Latino women who was being hit on by a bunch of black dudes yells out to me "Hey white boy! Wanna buy me a drink!?" I look at her then look back at my friends and tell them not to wait up I'm gonna see where this goes. I drink with the chick and her dyke lesbian roommate for an hour and some how I become there slave and begin to obey there every command. We go back to their apartment building and they are ordering me to do all kinds of degrading shit. I take off their shoes with my mouth and then they start hitting me. Then they take me to the basement where the building has a hot tube, oral sex ensues. We go back upstairs and the dyke leaves me and the Latino chick alone. I reach into her bedside drawer for a condom and the contents of the drawer starts buzzing loudly and lighting up. It's filled with sex toys that I quickly make use of. While going down on her she starts telling me how shes going to piss in my mouth, which she promptly does. I'm wasted and in the heat of the weirdness I'm going along with all this. We make our way into the bathroom where shes standing above me pissing into my mouth as I lay on the tile floor. We are talking about a lot of piss, it filled my mouth in seconds and I turn my head and spit it all out onto the floor only to turn my head back up and have my mouth filled up again. To my credit I didn't swallow any on purpose. The next morning I woke up and couldn't wait to get out of there. Half my clothes were soaked because of the hot tub, the other half were soaked with piss. I left the urine clothes behind and desperately tried to get out of there and locate my friends.

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