What's the craziest black out drunk experience you've ever been told you've done?

I was in Tokio with a crazy french friend. To be honest, we were coming from Seoul and saw Tokio as somewhat of a downgrade. So to no get bored we started drinking.

It was a fun night. The parts I remember include going in strip clubs, drinking with stereotypical japanese business guys in suits, hanging out out with crazy fun americans, stealing alcohol from shops (I really feel sorry about that though). Just a classic fun night in the city.

But then there's a black out. The next thing I know is that we are on the edge of the roof of a huge building in Roppongi. I had a video on an old phone. Just sitting there, letting our legs hang in the air, balancing on the edge, blowing up condoms and let the condom-baloons fly into the Japanese nightlife down on the street.

Suddenly, some guy in a shielded uniform comes up there. I panic and keep on asking him if we are in trouble and he keeps affirmings. He brings us downstairs. More police waiting. I keep asking my question while they keep asking how we got up there. We had no idea. Turns out we drunkenly broke into a commercial building. To this day we have no idea how. We even searched it when sober and fund it but no clue.

Their boss, a cool officer in a trenchcoat, took us to the station. There they kept interrogating us and calling around for hours. I cried. But suddenly they let us go. But before that they took our passport data.

As I left mine in the hostel, trenchcoat guy and an underling drive us there. We were still drunk and told them to stop whenever we saw a cool bar. Then when we arrived and he got my data, he just looked at me and asked me "you got girlfriend?". Me: "no(?)". Him: "But you so handsome, why you no got girlfriend??". Cue that for a few minutes and you've got a weird end to a weird night.

TL;DR: Broke into a building in Tokio, officer found me attractive

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