HOLY SHIT, I'm late to the party, but this is my topic.

I grew up in a suburb of Detroit, small town, about 10k people. Sure, it was small, but we had no cops and hundreds of square miles of nothing, we all drank and partied, A LOT.

1. After a school dance a sophomore decided to throw a party. His parents were rich and he had a pretty nice house. I felt bad, I knew what was going to happen. An underclassman, who wasn't popular and who no one really knew, throwing a party? Bad idea (I never threw parties, I only went to them). Anyway, turns out it was the only thing going on and EVERYONE went there, I'm talking over 100 kids. There were 5 fights, the kid's barn got broken into and his four wheelers were taken for joy rides, he got multiple lawn jobs and it fucked up something w/ his water pipes (I can't remember what), thousands of dollars of shit was stolen from his house, thousands of dollars of shit was broken, multiple people fucked in his parent's bed.

I left when the party was winding down, but a lot of people stayed the night. I went back the next mourning to pick a friend up. I remember walking in and it was total destruction, it was Vietnam. I saw the kid who lived there and he had a shellshocked look on his face (insert cupcake dog w/ 'Nam flashback). He was in shock, literally, he was wide eyes and not saying a word. All of a sudden his little dog came running up to him, covered in lotion (not a few squirts, the dog was oozing, completely covered. The kid lost it, it was the straw that broke the camels back, he just broke down and cried.

1. I was a junior in HS during this one. A friend of mine threw a party and a bunch of kids showed up. Some Seniors decided to piss in a beer bottle, then they put it in the freezer to cool. They bet anyone 5 bucks that they couldn't chug it in less than 15 seconds (or 30… I can't remember). Some drunk sophomore said he could, not knowing what it was. I watched this all go down, I knew it was piss and i didn't say anything (I feel terrible now, I didn't do it, but could have stopped it). The kid chugged it, I watched piss trickle down his chin. He finished it, looked me dead in the eye and asked "Did someone put salt in that?". He did it in like 14 seconds, so he asked for the money. The older kids said no because they said it was 16 seconds. The kid was furious about not getting the money and started freaking out (he still had no idea it was piss). This went on for hours until someone told him it was piss and he lost it. By this time there was like 15 kids pissed off at the 2 seniors and 15 of the seniors and his friends. A huge brawl started.

2. A stripper came to a bachelor party and we later found out she was post-op. I didn't care, she was still hot and I was too poor to afford lap dances, but my friends weren't amused. One friends went off for a little bit alone w/ her, but we don't know what happened and we don't bring that up.

3. I watched a kid get the shit kicked out of him, bad. Then pissed on. I didn't realize he was being pee'd on at the time, it was dark. I almost got in the fight w/ the guy after I found out.

4. I was at a costume party during Halloween that got busted by the cops. It was a circus, about 70 sexy nurses, Osama Bin Laden's, Ghostbusters, giant beer bottles, pimps- all running around corn fields with a bunch of cops chasing them.

5. Someone pee'd in a Listerine bottle. It was green.