What's the most uncomfortable compliment you've ever received?

Hey (sorry I never asked your name...care to share?).

I don't know what happened earlier. I actually logged off and then dozed off. I really did not think you blocked me. I was trying to think if I said anything offensive...and besides the joke about "never ask a woman her age" so I'll ask something pervy...but in our communications you definitely strike me as having a sense of humor. So I did not think that was it.

Well thank you for responding. The last chat message I received from you (I know you may have sent more) was about the lip liner being a hard look to pull off. And as a woman you do not know what turns men on....which that is a lie...your counterclockwise lip gloss application while you can swing your breasts like pinwheels....I am totally marrying you. I hope this one works out better than that time I married a stranger in Vegas. (true story)

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