I'm late to the party, but my soon-to-be ex-wife.
Diet
She will not eat meat, broccoli, cooked carrots, anything with garlic, uncooked bell peppers, onions in any form, chili, unsweetened cereal, or leafy greens without one-fourth part dressing. She will not eat the same meal more than once a week without complaining.
She will not drink water, beer, milk, apple juice, guava juice, coffee, or unsweetened tea unless it's sleepy time.
She believes she is "not a picky eater".
Exercise
She makes an effort here, but rewards herself with a bowl of ice cream of a smoothie from the gym every time. She does not lift weights. She does not run, jog, or swim. She does not do yoga.
She has gained 10 lb, though she still looks much better than most women her age, but she will not get ride of a single piece of old clothing, even things she hasn't fit into in years. My clothes are in a chest, because there is literally no room in the closet.
She believes she is "a minimalist".
Home-Maintainance
She does not kill bugs. She does not go into the same room as bugs. She does not take out the trash. She does not take out the cat litter.
She does not know how to cook. A single goddam thing. She is 32, and refuses to learn. She once asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and we were financially strapped at the time, so I sad pancakes. She cracked about 7 eggs into an un-greased pan and then poured flour over it.
She believes she is "a really good homemaker".
Goals
We have minimal savings due to massive medical bills from a family member. She routinely leaves brochures for available houses in my work bag. She wants to take 1 two week vacation and 6 one week vacations a year. She wants to get a second dog and a cat.
Her checking account has been over-drafted 11 of the past 12 months.
She believes we will be millionaires. She believes I will be extremely successful. If I spend more than an hour after work developing my side-business, I am ignoring her.
She believes she is a good investor (we have no investments).
Social Life
She has talked over baristas asking "room for cream?" etc. the last three times we have gotten coffee.
She does not like jocks. She does not like nerds. She does not like musicians. She does not like hippies. She does not like professing atheists. She does not like professing theists. She has one awful friend left.
She does not like seeing movies. She does not like hiking. She does not like biking. She does not like going for drinks. She does not like going to shows. She does not like going for drives. She does not like staying home, and will routinely ask me "What are we doing tonight?"
She thinks she is "really easy-going".
Spirituality
She does not think climate change will affect us because God won't let that happen. She does not believe in God.
Home Life
She will not talk about problems in our relationship, after five years of me asking. She will say "this is making me upset". I have tried everything possible, but I'm done. In spite of all this bullshit, I still love her for whatever stupid reasons, but since our marriage I have gained 50 lbs., lost my hair, lost a lot my friends, lost my money, stopped fencing (which was the most important thing in the world to me), and generally lost my joy of life. I love life, or at least I did, and was always smiling, generous, patient, and optimistic, but I have lost each of those sequentially, and I am just done. I am getting divorced in the hope of hopes that I can get over her and one day love life again.
She believes I will never leave her.