Oh man I have some good ones.

There was this interaction at the bar that's a little complicated to explain but I ended up making out with her after saying "I would have guessed you're the worst person in the world." It was like a movie.

Also, at a party this past weekend, this cute little shit of a girl who's been interested in me for a while was there. A couple of dudes hit on her and she rejected them pretty harshly. The first one, she rejected his invite to an after party by pointing at me and saying "I'll go if he's going." The next guy, she said "Do you dance? I don't date guys who don't dance." I was dancing before she said that. So after this, she's walking by, and I look at her, put my arm around her and smirk, gently pull her in really close, and I put my face up about an inch from her face while I looked at her like I was fucking her brains out, and just held the tension for about 5-10 seconds before smirking and releasing her. Possibly my ballsiest move yet. You can't pull that shit off without massive confidence and a perfect vibe. She loved it. She's probably never gonna forget the way I did that.