For some reason I know every word to this movie. My best friend and I used act out the scenes and dance around the house singing the soundtrack. Because there is something very wrong with us.
Best/worst songs:
Cool Rider If you really want to know What I want in a guy... Well, I'm lookin' for a dream on a mean machine With hell in his eyes I want a devil in skin tight leather, And he's gonna be wild as the wind. And one fine night, I'll be holdin' on tight...
To a coooool rider A coooool rider If he's cool enough, He can burn me through and through Whhoa ohhhh If it takes forever, Then I'll wa-a-ait forever No ordinary boy, No ordinary boy is gonna do I want a rider that's cool
That's the way it's gonna be, And that's the way that I feel I want a whole lot more than the boy next door, I want hell on wheels Just give me a fine motorcycle, With a man growin' out of the seat And move aside, cause I'm gonna ride...
I don't want no ordinary guys, Comin' on strong to me They don't know what I'm lookin' for, They don't know what I need They're gonna know when he gets here, Cause the crowd will be shakin' I'll do anything to let him know, That I'm his, his for the takin'!
I want a coooooool rider, A cool, cool, cool, cool rider I want a coooooool rider, A cool, cool, cool, cool rider I want a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R I need a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R
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Score Tonight Come on everybody, gather round I'm gonna show you how to knock 'em down When I'm on the ball, I'm the number one And I'm gonna show you how it's done
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll Hey, come on, let's get this show on the road Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll We're sittin' on a bomb that's about to explode
We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight If you're lookin' for a fight, then the time is right We're gonna wipe the floor with you tonight
We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll, We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl We're gonna score, score, score, score, score tonight!
Johnny: Screams... Hey Paulette, take a look over here, I'm your kingpin, honey, and I'm gettin' in gear! Paulette: Hey Johnny, Johnny, go bowl that strike, And I just might be your baby tonight!
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll Hey, come on, let's get this show on the road Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll 'Cause the stakes are high, and the winner takes all!
We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight Don't get sore when you lose tonight, We're gonna show you how to do it right
We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll, We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
Reproduction Mr. Stuart: The parts of a flower are so constructed that very, very often the wind will cause pollination If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the same situation Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list I'll try to make it crystal-clear: The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery!
Mr. Stuart: Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma! We call this quest for satisfaction a what, class? Sorority girls: A photo-periodic reaction! Mr. Stuart: Oh, that's good, that's very good Hey, I'm lost where are we? Chapter 2, page 5...
Reproduction, reproduction! Put your pollen tube to work Reproduction, reproduction! Make my stamen go berserk Reproduction! I don't think they even know what a pistil is! I got your pistil right here... Where does the pollen go?
Mr. Stuart: Next chapter, In an abstract way, the same thing applies To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms But now we are dealing with sexual response Are there any questions before we begin reading?
Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it? When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater Starts pullin' that stuff, is she sayin' that she wants to do it? Johnny: Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune When you got 'em in the back seat With his heart beatin' fast! Sorority girls: They make it sound like a track meet, gross!
Yeah, then all they can do is say "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Reproduction, reproduction! Baby, give it to me now Reproduction, reproduction! Is that all you think about? Reproduction! Come on baby show me that you really love me so! Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up! Where does the pollen go?
Mr. Stuart: The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling its number of offspring Any comments on this? Paulette: Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you, you know, mature and all, Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions? Johnny: What's the big deal? Can't a girl just do that thing in a book Where she adds up the days of her, uh, what do you call it, mentalstration? Oh, that's really neat! Yeah, and what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Reproduction, reproduction! Hope he's proud of what he's done Reproduction, reproduction! He was only pokin' fun Reproduction! See what happens when a boy and girl Don't know how to play it safe?
Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction, reproduction! Reproduction! Where does the pollen go?