Buster: We're tiny...

Babs: We're toony...

Cast: We're all a little looney,

And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

Buster and Babs: We're comic dispensers.

Buster: We crack up all the censors.

Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, get a dose of comedy!
So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart.
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!

Plucky: The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected.

Cast: On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start!

Plucky: They're furry, they're funny.

Cast: They're Babs and Buster Bunny.
Montana Max has money.
Elmyra is a pain!

Buster: Here's Hamton.

Plucky: And Plucky!

Babs: Dizzy Devil's yucky.

Cast: Furrball's unlucky...
and Gogo is insane.
At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree.
The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933.
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney.
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
Buster and Babs: And now our song is done!