Myself. And here's why: I promise to do nothing. Literally nothing. Actually less than nothing. I will veto everything. Tax cuts for the rich? Veto. Raise minimum wage? Veto. Fund world peace? Veto. Nuke Russia? Veto. China invades Ohio? My chief of staff better bring the Xbox to the bunker because we're gonna be down there a while. Our system is broken because politicians are all self aggrandizing blowhards who think of office as nothing but a get rich quick scheme.

I will start a new party. The veto party. Politicians need to stop being petulant children and work together to solve actual problems. The veto party would force that by making sure the only way anything got done is through a supermajority with enough votes to overcome my veto.

I'm so sick and tired of politicians bullshit. They can still blame "the other side" but having a president who literally ran on a platform of veto everything will at least take away one pretty big scapegoat. My campaign slogan would be "Timeout America" or "Slow your roll". Anything that makes it clear I'm calling congress out. Greatest deliberative body in the world? GTFO.