I work in EMS, and when responding to the airport- I often drive on the service road directly behind him. He can’t be more than 70’ off from this little road we use to turn back quickly into another terminal; anyways I asked my partner who’d been on the job a considerable amount of years “what would happen if we stopped real quick and I ran out and touched him and took a picture” and they said I could probably get away with it- but if the wrong person saw me do it (especially in a uniform) it could blow up into some administrative consequences

And regardless, we also know that it is frowned upon, and we know our airport workers hold Blucifer to the highest esteem as do other proud Coloradans,and wouldn’t do anything disrespectful.