3. [WP] You are the bane of anime heroes everywhere. How? You don't shout out the n...

[WP] You are the bane of anime heroes everywhere. How? You don't shout out the names and explanations of each attack

Another moron sent to disrupt my work. He burst through the front door and was currently monologuing with his boot triumphantly perched on top of Joe's head. Joe was supposed to be guarding the foyer but I guess that's what you get when you try to cutback on security expenses. I let out a sigh and head over to my control panel . Which was basically a game of how-do-you-want-to-kill-him. "A good incineration would probably be best". I hesitate, remembering the countless bodies I've incinerated inside of that foyer. "Oh what the heck." I close my eyes and reach for the panel at random. The hero is mid tragic backstory when the floor below him retracts, exposing a pit of crazed chickens. "The last thing he would remember were the crazed clucks of his killers." I should become a poet. I walk over to my desktop and reopen my internet tab, Naruto Shippuden. Why am I still watching this, I hate it so much. "They're just milking the plot as much as possible! Why would I even care about that one time they fought a guy in a chicken suit." Three minutes go by, suddenly the proximity alarm goes off in the control panel "BEEP BEEP BEEP". Cycling through cameras I stop at the building front wide view. The sun is burning extremely bright, except it's not the sun. Approximately 400 feet up is the hero from earlier holding a ball of energy the size of whale. Zoomed in I was able to see a seriously determined expression on his face. The entire scenario would've been incredibly dire if it wasn't for the feathers sticking out of his hair. He yells something and then hurls the 8th level fireball into my building complex "Sonofa-". "Wow...that was actually impressive. A level 3 atleast, he wiped out the entire building." I pull out my notebook and flip through a reemful of doodled characters with huge red Xs over them. On the last page a begin to doodle the hero, "I'll call him Sunbirdman! That's ridiculous, way to many syllables. Birdman?" In my best reporter voice I speak out into the empty room "Birdman realizes that Mysterio was never in the building, he falls on to his knees in defeat. Dot dot dot, the end?"

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