3. [WP] In the buildup to World War III your country creates it's ultimate weapon.

[WP] In the buildup to World War III your country creates it's ultimate weapon.

It took us Canadians years to design and coordinate this effort, but it was well worth it, eh.

Phase 1 began by having our agents infiltrate the highest levels of the worlds most powerful government. We found this to be the easiest part of the operation. Our general affability lent us easy access to the most secure locations. Japan "fell" first. Our tendency to say "sorry" all the time, and their cultural love for apologies, made them highly susceptible to our highly trained agents.

Slowly, the remaining world powers came under our secret influence, and so we began Phase 2. This was the hook, and for it to work we needed 100% cooperation from every leader. We knew serving poutine to leaders with a western palate was guaranteed to produce the desired results, but would it work on leaders with more exotic tastes?

It did. This should have been obvious, and in hindsight it is.

Finally it was time to launch the penultimate phase of the operation. To rid ourselves of the rude, the impolite, the "football is better than hockey" troglodytes that plague this planet with overbearing obnoxious attitudes. And if you're wondering if I mean American football, or soccer, the answer is "yes."

The plan was simple. We just told them to get "real" poutine, they had to go to Harvey's - "the one off of highway 90 in downtown Winnipeg. They have an all you can eat special this Tuesday, it's the best!"

And they all fell for it. All of them!

So now begins Phase 4, the execution phase of the operation, if you catch my drift. Have a good day, world!

Sorry about your leaders.

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