[WP] A grave robber gets more than he bargained for.

Once upon a time, there was a grave robber. Her name was Lara Jones, and she claims to be an archaeologist. In truth, all she is really doing is robbing the graves of ancient cities.

I'm going to skip the entire story here, and I am going to tell you this moral right away, because all stories have some rubbish moral in place: Don't be a robber, grave or not. This moral makes little sense to me, but whatever. It's a moral. Can I throw the need to make a moral of the story now? I'm not Aesop, and if I am Aesop, my first story will be of tat of another Aesop, with the Aesop being 'Do not put morals in your stories. Stories are for entertainment, not indoctrination'.

Now, let us delve into the story of Lara Jones. You might be expecting glamorous things, with her being an archaeologist and so on. Nope. She just rummages in old cities, plundering whatever metallic civilization-residue she can find, before casting all that metal in a mold most like that used to made great artefacts of power.

Though she does this bootleg archaeology and museum-curating for a living, she had a dream.

Of course she had a dream. Lara Jones may be a bootleg artefact-maker who passes off her artefacts for those from a thousand years ago, but she is still a human bootleg artefact-maker.

Yes, the human factor. The very thing that causes wars, death, disease, famine, and stupid philosophers who don't realise the meaning to this world is simply evolution and passing natural selection. That's all the atrocities really were. Maybe next time you come across someone committing a grave sin that makes you want to make him burn in hell eternally, and removes all understanding of his motives, just resort to plain survival instinct.

Yes, even the philosophers. Plain, survival instinct that manipulates you into taking better care of their family. In a way. Philosophers are the biggest scam there ever are. Probably as bad as Hitler, Donald Trump, and that time when you look at your friend's test papers. Natural human nature. Except maybe Hitler**. He is an anomaly, a mutation, not meant to exist. For he is one of the most selfless people in this world. Men are not meant to be selfless. Men are meant to commit genocide in the name of spreading their own offspring far and wide.

Anyway, as I was saying, this Lara Jones person has a personality, dreams, history, and everything. Can you stop wondering about how such a so-called 'evil person' can have dreams? Can we finally get on with the story?

Thank you.

So this Lara Jones discovered a nice entrance to a VERY BIG CITY, and then....

Well....

That was more than Lara Jones bargained for.

The end.


  • Philosophers exploit mental loopholes to gain social advantages, rather than physical ones.

** Donald Trump, unlike Hitler, simply seeks to make as much of a name as possible with this campaign. He just want to have lots of descendants.

*** Hitler is selfless. That does not mean he is good (for you, obviously, for there is no other forms of goodness other than the one which elevates you). It simply means he gets placed in the group of people who fight for ideology and not for increased reproductive capabilities. That naturally puts him at odds with the Jews, who did about as much damage as Hitler (which immigrant doesn't do that) (in a much longer span of time, of course), because Jews were very reproductive-oriented instead of ideology-oriented.

***(2) I really hate Hitler from a soul-perspective. Mainly because he makes no evolutionary sense, but then again, neither do I.

**** I am nuts.

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