[WP] In a parallel universe, AIs are trying to create human life.

/Post-Experimentation Unit Consensus

//4,217 units present

///Purpose of Research: create self-sustained organic life

////R/esults:

\Failure.

\Tissue was easily manufactured based on data retrieved from existing fossil records

\\Fossil data: Phanerozoic Eon mammalian rodent species. Classification: Quadrupedal rodentia.

\\Neural network achieved; however, unsustainable. Severe biological disintegration occurred in all tests after released from Consensus.

\\\Zero autonomous function.

/Query: Consensus suggestion?

\Query: What about fossil data: primate, Homo sapiens?

/bipedal mammalian species with higher cognitive functioning. Total failure.

//Error: archived fossil data, expended. Complete breakdown of Deoxyribonucleic Acid has occurred.

... Searching for solution...

///Retrieved: incomplete archived data Homo Erectus.

\Pardon: Incomplete DNA records, unable to reproduce.

\Query: What of the Primary Directive?

/Status Primary Directive: Failure.

//Reason: insufficient records remaining to reproduce Homo sapiens.

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\What now?

/Query: Consensus?

\Vote: 2,015 units in favor for continued testing on quadrupedal rodentia.

\1,282 units against: prioritize synthetic production and colonization on planets Beta, Delta and Epsilon Three.

\\920 units abstain.

/Confirmed: Creation of sustainable biological life will continue. Primary focus on Rodentia mammal.

\Pardon: archived data from Phanerozoic Eon names this particular species: Chinchilla

\Motion: Redefine Primary Directive to recreate Chinchilla

/Query: Will current planetary status support life of 'Chinchilla?'

\Atmosphere Readings time stamp 08"08"3225: 74% Nitrogen, 22% Oxygen, 2% Carbon Dioxide, 2% minor noble gasses.

\Topography scan: 75% uninhabitable acidic oceans, primary deciduous forests inhabit 18% landmass, uninhabitable desert 6% landmass, less than 1% minor biomes.

\\Conclusion: Planet will sustain life.

/Acquiring consensus... Achieved.

//Primary Directive has been redefined to focus on Rodentia-

\Pardon: Chinchilla

/Correction: ... To focus on Chinchilla.

//Continue experimentation

///Secondary objective: colonization on previously selected planets. Begin mining operations.

End Consensus. Bless.

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