[WP] Scandinavians still believe the only way to get to Valhalla is to die in battle. For that reason, every hospital employs a Battle Nurse.

I look down at my phone to check the date and realize ive been doing this for a year now. I only planned to come for a 3 month work visa after college to connect with the homeland, but ever since the Trump civil war started I've been stuck here working this job. Battle-nurse, what a joke, it sounded flashy to me when I first heard about it, but now I realize why there is such a turn over. Every once in awhile, you do get to have a bloody good fight with someone. Someone who has had enough with life and just wants an assisted suicide in a blaze of glory. But for the most part its me and my co workers putting on a little act, yelling and charging at the old and terminally ill as we or their families help the hold up a weapon and us just stabbing them theough the heart or a clean decapitation. We've got to be very careful though, we always want a clean death for the patients.

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