3. [WP] A sitcom centering around former SS soldiers called "It's all Reich"

[WP] A sitcom centering around former SS soldiers called "It's all Reich"

Obergruppenführer Kruger: Ah, greetings Schneider, my old friend.

Standartenführer Schneider: Heil Hitler!

Kruger : Um, Schneider, do you still have those furry pink slippers that your grandma gave you at Christmas?

Schneider: The pink slippers? Well, yes but I swear mein wife wears them more than I do.

Kruger: Good! That is very good news, because erm, heir Hitler is sending you an all expense paid holiday to Russia.

Schneider: ...a holiday to Russia?

Kruger: Ja! It is mainly site seeing but um, you are also going to take a few men and try to take over Moscow. It might be a long holiday, possibly over the winter so, pack your slippers.

Schneider: Hitler wants us to take Moscow? Over the winter? Er, is that such a good idea sir? It didn't go too well for Napoleon.

Kruger: Ah yes. But Napoleon didn't have something that you and your men will have?

Schneider: Pink slippers?

Kruger: Not just pink slippers! We are supplying all the men with big woolen hats too.

Schneider: ...

Knock knock knock

Kruger: Enter!

Weber: Heil Hitler!

Kruger: What is it Weber? Can't you see that I am busy.

Weber: I will not keep you for long Obergruppenführer, it's just here is a slight problem.

Kruger: sigh Go on...

Weber: It is regarding one of your requests. I am having trouble getting hold of 600,00 nazi emblazoned body ba —

Kruger: Weber! We will talk about this later!

Schneider: No, please go on Weber, 600,000 nazi emblazoned body ba... ?

Kruger: Uh, body... baskets! To put your lunch in. It will be like a grand picnic to Russia.

Schneider: Body baskets? I have never heard that term before.

knock knock knock

Kruger: Mein Godt! What now? Enter!

Himmler: Hello Schneider.

Kruger: Oh, Himmler! Heil Hitler! How may I be of help to you?

Himmler: I have come bearing good news for you Kruger. Here is a lovely woolen hat, and here are a pair of fluffy pink slippers. You are going on a little holiday.

Kruger: ...

Weber: Will we be needing another body basket sir?

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