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“Heyy how are you?” “I’m kind a new to all of this, sorry if I’m doing this wrong.” – Ronold “…” – Maven “err, hey I didn’t mean to come of as weird or anything >.>” – Ronald “…” – Maven “This is stupid, I’m stupid, of course lovepotion.com isn’t the same as a normal dating site.” –Ronald “…” – Maven “I’ll just stop talking then.” – Ronald “…you probably should.” - Maven “LOL, haha, yea, you’re probably right.” – Ronald “Right…” - Maven “So what’s your magical powers then?” – Ronald “Really?” – Maven “Hey, I’m a pretty sweet guy c’mon give me a chance.” - Ronald “…” _Maven “pweetty pwease, D:::::::::” – Ronald “…Sigh, here we go again.” - Maven “Is that a yes?” - ROnald “Go to hell.” - Maven “Oh, c’mon.” - Ronald “…I will hurt you.” _ Maven “Okay, okay I’ll tell you a little secret, I’m part of Spellcom.” - Ronald “What?” –Maven “That’s right, ranking Yellow, subdivision mandroot, I go by the Alias Veks.” – Ronald “Is that meant to impress me?” – Maven “D; yea I guess” – Ronald “You hunt widows, nightcrawlers, ranglers and mains for sport. You’re a bunch of sick assholes.” – Maven “SICK? Seriously, we risk our lives for the greater good, respectable men have died defending the innocents.” – Ronald “You’re a bully” – Maven “What? No We’re heroes” – Ronald “You’re a tyrant” – Maven “Fine whatever.” ……………………5 mins later……………………………………………………………………………………….. “…”– Maven “Ronald? – Maven “Ronald are you ignoring me?” – Maven “Are you sulking?” – Maven “no” – Ronald “you are, your pouting aren’t you ” – Maven “no” – Ronald “Wait, you know I can see you right” – Maven “Really?” – Ronald “…”– Maven “I knew that, of course of course, I knew that” – Ronald “Did you just flip me off” – Maven “What? No you’re seeing things” – Ronald “…”– Maven “So what class are you?” – Ronald “I’m a Mage I study frost magic over at Birminhall.” – Maven “Whew, that’s fancy” – Ronald “Yea I guess, you?” – Maven “I can enlarge parts of my body at will.” – Ronald “Really, how big?” – Maven “As big as I want.” – Ronald “Yours in 10?” – Maven “…”– Ronald

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