Butthurt WordPress fan/developer here. It's 2017, folks. Time to update our programmer humor and acknowledge that WordPress is not the dumpster fire it might have been (and that a lot of people would still love it to be). In fact, it's a pretty amazing open source software project that enables millions of people to publish stuff to the web who otherwise couldn't (ie. my parents) using free and open source software.
Please direct your hate at Oracle and other poisonous proprietary software companies instead of amazing open source software with thousands of contributors and millions of users. They need it a lot more. :)