Concentration camps. Not like those Nazi ones. My bitches be stream lined, hear? I'm talking about Chinese Child labor electronics plant stream lined. Very selective, so the only ones that need to fear them are in general too fucking stupid to know to fear them.

1) Your truck have nuts hanging off the tow hitch. Camp time!
2) Your idea of 2nd amendment rights is struggling to pull your beer belly over your belt holster while flies nibble at your crusty unwashed beard? That's a shower!
3) Abusive to children? Rub-a-dub.
4) Ruin my otherwise great Sunday with a greedy thieving religious program? Yep, you are gone. Olsteen first, goofy mouthed fuck-stain.
5) Your name Paul Feig? Not anymore.
6) Posted yet another anti-meat vegetarian burger article on /r/science? Off you go. You'll be accompanied by those that went into the comments and only said, "^This"
7) Act like your Honda Accord is a Formula One racer? Bye!
8) Drink purple Faygo? Your soul is already dead, let's make it official.

You know what, maybe I shouldn't be President. Too many duties involved and it would just interrupt my cleansing program.