You like great offenses? Packers or Steelers.

You like great defenses? Seahawks.

You want to be hated for who you choose? Seahawks or Patriots, Cowboys to lesser extent.

You want to get called a "classy fan of a classy organization"? Mostly Panthers, Packers to lesser extent.

You want to be a fan of a ridiculed fanbase? Raiders or Eagles. (Not saying it's just or fair, but it will happen.)

Do you love disappointment? Lions or Bengals.

Do you suffer from Stockholm Syndrome? Vikings or Browns.

Do you love the underdogs who probably won't be great, but will break other team's hearts? Rams, Chiefs or Redskins.

Do you want to question the sanity of your GM? Eagles.

You like the lovable losers? Lions, Browns, or Jags.

Do you want to make "hilarious" jokes about being forgotten? Titans.

Do you want to root for a team without a long history? Texans, Ravens (sorta), Panthers, Jaguars.

Team with a really long history? Bears and Packers.

Team with a really long successful history? Packers, minus the 70s and 80s, or Bears, minus every year past 1985.

Do you love great QBs? Patriots, Broncos, Packers, Colts.

Great RBs? Seahawks, Chiefs, Vikings, Steelers.

Great WRs? Lions, Giants, Steelers, Bengals, Falcons, Packers.

Great DBs? Jets, Browns, Chargers, Cardinals.

Great DL? Texans or Rams.

Great LBs? Panthers. Probably others, I don't know who off the top of my head.

Do you like dorks? Giants.

Do you like dope-ass jerseys? Bills, Dolphins, Bears.

Do you like catty bitching between fanbases? You will fucking love the Eagles or the Cowboys.

Do you like potential racism? Redskins or Eagles.

Do you like sweet mottos? J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!

Do you like numbers? 49ers.

I think I covered everyone. Hope you find an answer. I'm going to start copy and pasting this every time this question is asked.