Howdy Reddit,
I'm responding to a thread that was posted on ESEA.
My original response was nuked by the staff which is alright but some fellas enjoyed it and suggested I post it here for more exposure. I hope someone enjoys the karma and the wall of text, it's actually a good read.
ESEA Premium Account User Vespr Forum Complaint
So I decided to take a break from sweating on ESEA pugs and went to play on CEVO for a day. Obviously I was shitting on kids and was getting hack complaints every game but w/e. Anyways I log on today and I'm banned. My stat's were okay but nothing outrageous https://gyazo.com/26159fd0d2f7f6bb6456a099ac309eaa > So, just a heads up for people that think manual bans are "un-common", clearly there not cause I'm not that nutty of a player yet I was good enough to be ban worthy. https://gyazo.com/fb87c9eb5734c25a31cc7800dd0d0453 > Spangler himself even looked at my ESEA profile probably before he banned me. > https://gyazo.com/8a0899da43a3945adb687b78aa740b61
You create this thread here on the ESEA forums about a ban you've received on CEVO. Alright.
You weren't cheating though, as you say. Alright.
Some enjoy CEVO and some enjoy ESEA but since this thread is on ESEA the majority are going to lean with you on things like "Frick CEVO" "CEVO is full of bots" "That client blows a whistle".
But hear me out fellas. cause it gets pretty damn good and not mac n cheese good, I'm talking chicken pot pie good.
I understand that you've been punished on CEVO for what you say is just skills but if you open up the basement fella, you got some skeletons. With that being said I believe what happened while participating on the CEVO client may have been the right call. See below.
First off young skip, you have a NUMBER of steam accounts. I know people smurf, I get it but smurfing on that many accounts is hot beer and crazy.
You have a few ESEA ALTS as well, some that aren't worth mentioning but one in particular that I will here on this warm and lovely valentines night.
Does the name L.J LINDSEY ring a bell? Champ1on? Kyle Westrice?
I'm still confused on why you chose Jordan Young as an alias, maybe you can enlighten us on where you got it and maybe some sad story behind it or something. But hey man don't worry, maybe it was poor attempt to prevent a leak like the one below;
The CEVO account Champ1on that you got banned had the Steam ID STEAM_1:1:53744355 associated to it.
The Steam ID associated to your ESEA account is 0:1:3449
---ok? gather around the campfire fellas, let's look into this
The Steam ID that was associated to the CEVO account, that triggered the one you are posting about, is VAC BANNED -
CEVO PROOF - https://i.gyazo.com/6537bb4025cdf8e07128b1a152d23af2.jpg
VAC PROOF - https://i.gyazo.com/4f5c575706e638629d4544400d777a57.png
STEAM COMMUNITY PROOF - https://i.gyazo.com/14ac3e8e9c2ed8940b75b6d6dfb1614b.png
As mentioned briefly above it looks like your "Main" CEVO account "the one you've mentioned in your thread" was banned "after" your "alt/"vac'd" account was banned which would make sense because if you have multiple accounts on a client like ESEA and CEVO and one of your accounts gets banned through the client, more than likely all associated accounts get the same kick in the teeth.
Right? Maybe someone can speak on this who has a farm full of knowledge on it.
I'm not sure how it all works to the fullest extent through the CEVO client but with my experience in technology, mostly coming from the new FORD out on the ranch I recently bought, the profile you mentioned doesn't even show pug activity. Although your alt does show pug activity which would make me believe even more that you were cheating on your alt and once again, not the account you mentioned in your thread.
CEVO Activity Alt - https://i.gyazo.com/1604b7e7b6d79ed99c91e894b28154e6.png
CEVO Activity Main - https://i.gyazo.com/de217f4f908c386ae445fdfd6c44033c.png
I'm not going to sit here and say that your ESEA stats aren't impressive.
But......
Maybe you like to cheat on other clients?
Maybe you just love pissing CEVO and or SPANGLER off?
Maybe you do STILL cheat but just haven't been caught yet on ESEA?
There's so much in the air with all the deceiving and manipulating from you after this sad thread you've created, I really don't know what to think.
Why did you fail to let the ESEA community know this information I've pointed out above?
I had to take an hour out of my day while I drank my coffee and dip some Copenhagen because lil ol' Jordan or Kyle otherwise known as LJ Lindsey, good lord whatever you go by wanted to try and manipulate folks for some god awful reason about a ban on CEVO that you probably deserved.
If you need a hug fella and I'm not trying to be a smart aleck but I see all sorts of weird chicken poop going on in the forums and in pugs.
Just ask, I know there has got to be someone around here giving hugs at all times.
Raise your hands and let it be known people. Someone in need may miss a friend indeed.
Fella, can you tell me also why you have/had another ESEA account?
http://i.imgur.com/1cmlIUE.jpg
I'm leaning towards the fact that you got vac'd.
Are you trying to dupe the ESEA community into thinking you're someone else that you aren't when you have previously owned another ESEA account?
Now I aint the brightest boot in the barn but it sure as hell looks like it to me and I believe that's frowned upon in the support section.
Which brings me to another little ol' question.
Who the hell is Kyle Westrice?
Is that the original owner of the 4 digit account associated to your ESEA?
Do you really think the ESEA community is that naive? That some 15 year old has a 12/13 year old account? Does a bear shit in the woods?
https://i.gyazo.com/3cc06ad976964dc9946ab4e6f56c3448.png
If you want to play dumb on the last question, maybe this will help.
http://i.imgur.com/gF9lGlL.jpg
Well fella, I just spit my dip in the jug that I put in when I started this mess and thought to myself, aside from the ban on CEVO, the alt ESEA accounts, the vac banned steam accounts, the crying on ESEA about something you did to yourself, the cry for wolf.
Forget all that, let's look passed it and get you some help. I suggest finding the good lord soon and picking up the big book. It looks like sin has taken control of you son and that aint good.
Haven't you seen the Walking Dead?
Speaking of it, the season premiere is tonight and I recommend checking it out, you remind me of one of those dang walkers.
-no hard feelings fella, just dust it off and be straight with us from now
Yours Truly,
Lester
I found another banned CEVO account Lord Have Mercy On This Fella
