I dont have the will to commit suicide.

So, you're having trouble with women, you can solve this! Women are a puzzle you can work out. I feel that women have rules that are different for every man in her life. Why that is, is too complex to even begin to explain. The point is, you can set the tone for a relationship in the first 30 seconds you meet someone.

Remember that you are a stranger at first. That means you can be anything... thats sexy to a woman. As a stranger you can control what you are to someone!

And that is point #1, YOU CONTROL what you are. You have to take control of how people see you! Your physical appearance is secondary to what you BELIEVE you are. You need to believe you are a BAD MOTHER FUCKER.

So when you first meet a woman, manipulate her. Take control of her perception. Make her think a certain way about you. Have things to say ready to go. Anything can work, just say "hi hows it going" but say it the INSTANT she glances at you, the slightest hint of a smile on her lips and just let fly! "Hey there! .... Then lean in slightly (say you're at Starbucks) "Hey do you know what a good drink to get is here?" Then just talk, talk and talk, take it wherever you want, push, don't push, just remember to NEVER GIVE A SHIT HOW SHE SEEMS TO BE REACTING. And as long as you don't cross the line, why should you care? You're just a guy talking. If it goes bad, reach for your phone and pretend to look at it suddenly.

Now this is where even players fuck up. They watch how she responds to see if she's interested.

You don't wait for them, that's not the game.

The game is that you MAKE them interested.

Don't be an outright ass, but a little bit of swagger never hurt anyone... Talk softly and carry a BIG STICK.

You can say practically ANYTHING and get away with it if you say it with a smile!

Now, realize this very important fact, utterly and completely... women are sexual beings. They are MEANT FOR SEX. Think about it, they make the babies, right there in their bellies, it's all built in by nature. Nature wouldn't go to all that effort to build that and not provide them with the desire to USE IT.

Does doing any of this mean you'll meet a girl in line at the grocery store and bang her that night? No. HELL NO.

But you might just score a date, a drink, and a blow job for that weekend!

Now, the power of positive thinking! So what happens if some BITCH actually takes offense? Talk her down like she's your little sister. "Sorry hon it was a joke, seriously, I'm sorry, I feel really bad now, ok, sorry!!" Then just take out your phone and pretend to look at it.

Never forget, YOU ARE THE #1 BAD MOTHER FUCKER and fucking forget every dumb cunt who doesn't get that fact.

If you follow my advice, nay, if you LEARN this advice and master it, you WILL BE, you WILL LITERALLY BE, THE BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN EVERY ROOM YOU WALK INTO.

Does all this seem cynical?

Let me ask you this, is it cynical that people put so much value on appearances?

Is it cynical that a woman might dump you for a guy with a nicer car than you?

Women are great, but never forget, they aren't perfect, and it's not in YOUR INTEREST to let them DICTATE how the game is played.

YOU ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING GAME BRO!!

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