[EU] Write about the "history" of Star Wars like a conspiracy nut.

If you don't think that the battle of Naboo was a false-flag to launch the Clone Wars, you might as well say that Yoda is not the right hand of the galaxy's biggest shadow organization.

I mean have you ever heard of the planet Kamino before? Of course you didn't - because it had never existed in the first place. Check the Archives for yourself. There is not a single source referencing the planet before the war. But all of the sudden there is an army with millions of soldiers when the Chancelor needed them.

And who is the guy who claims to have discovered the planet Kamino? Surprise! It's the same person who had been sent to Naboo as a "diplomat": General Kenobi. Wherever this guy is, shit magically hits the fan. He fucked up on Naboo, where a lot of Gungans were killed because of his "peaceful" dimplomacy. And what happened when he, together with no one less than Queen Amidala (it's so obvious what's going on here, I have no words), went on trial for trespassing on Geonosis? Exactly Yoda and Palpatine himself intervened with extreme force in a system way out of their jurisdiction.

Nobody cared though because everyone was busy rooting for the alleged republican underdog. It's pretty obvious that Separatists only wanted the humans to finally pay up. With not enough natural resources and a broke economy from building all those massive and useless palaces on Naboo (it's clear at this point who commissioned them) you would think it's only fair to make sure you get at least something back in return, isn't it?

So the invasion starts and nobody gets hurt. Everything goes smoothly. And when did the killings start? You know it: With the arrival of Kenobi's squad.

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