What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the football team and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Runza, and I have over 300 confirmed yards. I am trained in zone defense and I’m the top sacker in the entire US football scene. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking down, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sack you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in body tackles, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nebraska Strength and Conditioning gym and I will use it to its full extent to tackle your miserable ass off the face of the football field, you little shit. If only you could have known what /*fumbles/*