Ok guys, sit tight because things are about to get FUCKING BONKERS So how do we start... BASICALLY HOLY FUCK So since the dawn of time there was a great bitch. The First Great Bitch. She was part of a race of dragons who practiced great bitchery. So picture the biggest cunt you've ever met and times that bitch by about 10 levels of cuntitude. She went by the name of Ms. O'Donnell, and in modern times hides behind the facade of a high school economics teacher. Ok, so now that bitch is out of the way, we must now allow you to experience the tour de force that is Mr. Soyka. Nowadays he has limited himself to only taking on the form of one being, but that was not always the case. He was once everyone and everything. Literally every-fucking-thing. Just as Ms. O'Donnell, he works at the same fucking high school, but rather as a history teacher. He keeps a close eye on that bitch, keeping her cuntiness in check. The stage has been set: Since the beginning, these two behemoths have been going at it. Not in the way you're thinking you disgusting cuntbag. ANYWAY, these two monsters have absolutely fucked each other up and the entire world in the process. They have had many battles-coming close to killing each other many times. But Ms. O'Donnell is one crafty bitch and has evaded obliteration by Mr. Soyka's fists every time. Not to say that she hasn't come close-very fucking close. "I GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU, YOU BLOODY FUCKING CUNT!" Mr. Soyka once exclaimed as he proceeded to facefuck the bitch dragon with his fists of doom. Yet again Ms. O'Donnell slipped through Soyka's bodacious clutches. She flies away with her life, but not until after he punched her stupid ugly. Although they may have brutally fucked each other up into oblivion time and time again, they always escaped their epic confrontations alive. They may be rivals, but they always held an unspoken, reluctant respect for each other. And it is because of that respect that these two assholes may have spared each other from a lethal ass-pounding no one wanted. And so they live on, teaching today's youth a hallway away from each other. Soyka keeping a keen eye on O'Donnell's cuntiness. Soyka, biding his time, waiting for that bitch to slip up. O'Donnel, the mighty bitch dragon, sipping on her margaritas waiting for the day to level the playing field. And so we, and the world, hold on to our panties, anticipating...