Enterprise gave me a charger after i got my car wrecked. it's nice and new and fast, but i feel like i look like i'm trapping out of it so I just go the speed limit and don't drive unless I need to.

But it seems like everywhere i go people think they need to go 10-15 mph below the speed limit. And then they get super butthurt when i get close to them, and it's not because I want to tailgate them, I just don't realize they're slowing down that much.. and then they stop in the street or some shit. I swear this has happened like 6 times in the past week. I just don't understand. I mean i guess I look like a pig but Jesus.

I drove around this lady after she did it to me in my neighborhood yesterday. Was going 35, the speed limit down the road before my neighborhood, had to slow down to 20 mph like a good half mile before we got to the neighborhood and she had to fucking live there and turn in at literally 5mph. Im coming home from class and just want to go home and take a shit, and she literally stops in the street. I drive around her and she lunges at my car with hers and proceeded honked at me all the way to my house.

This lady did it to me today going to the grocery store. Slowed down to 10mph in a 25mph, dead stop on an empty street to turn into the grocery store that i'm going to as well. Then fucks with me when i'm trying to park by pulling in across from where i pull in. I parked halfway in the aisle and told her to fuck herself and she shouldn't drive like an obstacle. She didn't say anything but decided to talk shit to me with some other old gossipy bitch. then they both called me a piece of work and something else and were saying my dick was small and making little cock hand gestures when i came out with my tangerine juice and fish off the hot bar.

I just want my fucking goddamn shitty goddamn 2001 Jeep grand cherokee with the tape deck aux cord that pops when the bass hits and the fucking shitty goddamn upholstery. I thought people were going to be dicks and try to race me, but they want to literally stop me from getting somewhere in a reasonable manner then get mad at me. I literally hate them.