How the hell do I go to a club and do it right?

This is good advice. Believe it or not, I've only been to Bangkok twice and I try to avoid it like the plague. I spend most of my time in quiet Chiang Mai (which suits me). I don't like a lot of noise or big cities and I don't even understand how people know how to get around Bangkok.

However, I was in Phuket recently for almost a month speaking at a conference.

And, I'm on this tropical beach paradise type place, and to be honest I WAS FUCKING BORED OUT OF MY MIND.

So, I tried to go down to Patong you know and go to a bar, but it was ALL CLUBS lol.

So, I tried to go into a few of these clubs, and all the girls were sexy as fuck, and everybody was dancing around...and I got freaked out and just went and found some quiet place and drank there in boredom.

That got me thinking about all these types of environments I find myself in, especially throughout Southeast Asia, they're just all loud, thumping club-like places.

And I thought - "How the fuck do I do this right? Like...what are the rules for going to the club?"

Because I know dive-bar life, but not that.

Anyway, good advice I'll try to apply it.

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