USA: "Watch this! Hold my beer!"

Vatican-City: Designated driver.

Tokelau: Doesn't know anybody at the party. Even his cousin, New Zealand, pretends to not really know him.

Mr. Italy: Tossed out on his @ss early in the party, for repeatedly trying to cop a feel with Ms. Brazil.

Cuba: Dancing to the music, and having a blast of a great time.

Russia: Having excused himself to "use the restroom" then sneaking into the host's office, with China, to plant some spyware.

Mr. Nigeria: making the moves on Ms. Sweden (successfully I might add)

France: in the kitchen, opening yet another bottle of wine, and popping another round of pastries out of the oven for the guests.

Jamaica: out back, smoking some weed with Ms. Barbados