The Ten CCP Commandments

You shall have no other leaders but Xi Jinping.

You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it, unless it be Xi Jinping.

You shall not misuse the name of Xi Jinping your leader.

You shall remember and keep Xi Jinping's birthday holy.

Respect your father and mother, unless they have been put into a concentration camp.

You must not commit murder, unless ordered to do so by the CCP.

You must not commit adultery, unless Uyghurs are involved.

You must not steal, unless you are a high-ranking member of the CCP.

You must not give false evidence against your neighbour, unless the CCP tells you to do so.

You must be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall be envious of his house and his wife, and anything that belongs to your neighbour.