3. LPT: If you just woke up to find your Reddit mobile app switch to light mode lik...

LPT: If you just woke up to find your Reddit mobile app switch to light mode like I did and can't toggle it back to dark mode, here's the solution: Turn off auto dark mode option, i.e. uncheck both during night time and when battery is low options in auto dark mode. You're welcome.

PC-USER-OLD-DUDE here:

Say whaaaaaaat? I ain't got no morning awakening problems with Reddit! Instead:

1) I simply wake up...

2) I stretch...

3) I scratch my butt a bit...

4) Then run to the bathroom because I have to suddenly pee really badly...

5) Pet my cat... because for some reason everytime I run to the bathroom to pee badly, he scurries and runs next to me, and demands that I pet him.

6) Wash my hands, then saunter into the kitchen lazily...

7) Pop in a pop-tart into the toaster...

8) Sleepily rub my eyes some more... while the pop-tart toasts.

9) Consider having a glass of morning red wine with my now nicely toasted pop-tart... but realize that would totally solidify me with the label of chronic-alcoholic, and drink orange juice instead.

10) Open up my chrome browser,

11) And relaxingly read Reddit on a nice large screen.

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