I came very close to marrying a half Persian half Italian woman (born in the USA). I personally think Italian women are also some of the most beautiful women in the word. She got the supercharged gene-pool from both sides. She was the most beautiful woman I've seen before or since. Very nice too, with a very nice mother, which is a great thing to have a great mother - like mother like daughter. I was flabbergasted that she liked me, and wasn't a girlfriend of another guy. I think it was my sense of humor that attracted her to me, which is what women say - a good sense of humor goes far. It is one of the greatest regrets, probably only regret, of my life, that I didn't marry her. Why, some of you might ask? Just stupid shit on my part as per usual for men...men you know exactly what I'm talking about. I don't even totally remember exactly the stupid shit that I did, it happened long ago.

Dazzling smile, beautiful hair, excellent body. Her name was Victoria.