Men of reddit, what's your "creepy girl" story?

My wife likes to befriend my girlfriends in weird ways. She tries to organically have a meet cute with them, or even seduce them, without them knowing that she is my wife. It's really not a sinister thing, we travel separately a lot and all my girlfriends are in cities we both occasionally work in, but not our home community.

So my wife does this for Samantha, a relatively new girlfriend, that I haven't had penetrative sex with yet (not a prude, I have plenty of ONS/NSA/Swinger type of sex, I just like to be patient with potential poly partners). She finds her somewhere in the city, just out of a doctor's appointment, arms full of pregnancy books and guides and vitamins and tests.

Long story short, she wanted a meal ticket baby. Thought because I talk about future plans to have children that I must not have made sure I can't have any on accident.

Was the first and only time my wife never eventually revealed her identity to a girlfriend. Still fucked her every day for a week the next time I flew in though.

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