Mormons invented the idea that families can be separated forever.

Yes visiting hours.

The people in white robs can come visit us Heathens in the Terestial World

Remember. The Terestial world will still be better than anything we could ever imagine here. So that's good right ?

The bad part.... the perfected boys from the Celestial Kindom will have a big Penis. And it gets worked hard. Because the bad boy is populating his own planet.

The Heathens... that's you and me... well we won't have anything "down there". It will just be smooth. No knob or anything:)

Now back to the Men and women visiting us from the celestial Kindom. They only have their sacred "Feel Good" reproductive parts if they were righteous enough to make it to the ...TOP level of the Celestial Kingdom.

Yep my fellow Heathens it's true. The Lottery only covers those to the top level of the Celestial world.

And yes three levels alone in the Celestial Kingdom.

So sit back. Sip that Coffee. Take down that chilled Corona on this hot day.

Because if the Mormon Wizard Of Ozz god it real ?

He is one sick Mother Fucker

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