Apparently no one in my building cares for kids Any guesses on what animal my 5 year old drew? Japanese Taiko Master Here is a Goosebumps cover I made I’m going in for surgery tomorrow. What’s something funny I can say to my surgeon before I’m put under anesthesia? I wish I could give a set of these to everyone who posts on AskReddit gf ate edibles for the first time. one "wasn't shit" so she takes another. I look over at her phone and hour later and see this. yes her phones cracked Eggs are expensive these days. Seriously, who calls it that? Which button is Bluetooth? After being with my girlfriend for almost 8 years, I finally made it into the family calendar! Bought this vertical mouse and my team is making fun of me that it’s too phallic. Straightforward security at the airport there was a clever cleaner at work So, I've been out for work doing in-person inspections all day. I had 8 appointments. Nobody said a word... ☠️

[Shelfie] Organized most of my products. Spent the past year trying products after the worst acne of my life started once I stopped birth control. Before/After photo below First day on the job! How do I hide the huge fucking bulge in my pants??? What are some of the biggest subfields of math that will continue to generate meaningful research for years to come? A family member of a LTC resident in a FOR PROFIT home in Ontario just sent me this. She was not happy when she opened this container to see this. Perhaps not enough staff on hand to properly fill the residents food containers?! The making of the Brooklyn bridge City of Compton CA Introduces Two-Year Universal Basic Income Pilot short Scherzo in b minor Off-Topic Discussion, Thursday Jan 14 And now, for something not involving politics Anyone else really fucking lonely? Cursed Suicide Plan Biden is seeking to raise the minimum wage to $15/hr in his first covid relief bill. Does this have any chance of passing the senate? Even if ANTIFA, men in grey suits the police, or the deepstate led the charge into the capitol... $2000 checks vs $1400 checks - not a policy debate, a political debate