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(No Spoilers) Where can I find some (potentially hilarious) failed theories?
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(No Spoilers) Where can I find some (potentially hilarious) failed theories?
True
Bran will learn magic
Targs are immune to fire
Varys will attempt to put a Targ on the throne again
Robb will die before the Others attack
Tyrion will get framed for either the death of Joffrey or Tommen
Tyrion will get rid of Janos Slynt
The legitimate child of a bastard gets the non-bastard parent's last name
False
SanSan
Jeyne Poole will become a hooker
Ser Barristan knows of R + L = J so he will go help Jon
The Night's Watch will get wiped out (in ACOK), allowing for Jon to have kids
Joffrey, Sansa, and Cat will die in ACOK
Jon will need to ask Robb for help against the Others. So, Robb will either sign a peace treaty, or will win the War of Five Kings extremely quickly
Robb will make peace with Tywin by exchanging hostages. Robb will then fight the Others while Tywin fights the Baratheon brothers
Tywin will defeat Stannis and Renly and will force all POWs to join the Night's Watch to help against the Others
By book 3 Dany will be in Westeros (
I wish...
)
Joffrey will die in book 3 after Tywin trades Joffrey for Jaime. If not Joffrey will get killed by the Lannisters regardless
Robb will get sellswords to sack Casterly Rock
Robb will sack Casterly Rock, drawing Tywin out. Tywin will leave King's Landing unguarded, allowing Renly or Stannis to swoop in
Jon will fuck Cat and have a child with her
Ser Hugh poisoned Jon Arryn under Cersei's orders. Lysa knew about it but did nothing to stop it
Varys killed Jon Arryn
Plausible
R+L=J
Dany will start her conquest at the Eyrie
Sansa will get killed while in captivity, like Lyanna (Lady's death being foreshadowing)
Jon will have children, possibly with Dany
Rhaegar did not rape Lyanna, it was a consensual relationship
Howland Reed will come into play later because he knows who Jon's real parents are
Bran will learn magic and will cure Dany of her fertility problems
The Night's Watch and The Wildlings will be turned into Others that will invade the south
Lyanna was raped by Rhaegar
Dany will align herself with House Martel after she lands
Roose Bolton will end up being a problem for the Lannisters
Jon isn't a bastard and Lyanna married Rhaegar
Partially True
The Night's Watch will ally themselves with Mance Rayder to fight the Others
Jon will get abandoned north of the Wall and will join Mance
Tyrion will overthrow Tywin
Yoren will return Arya to Robb
Tyrion will kill Tommen, Joffrey, and Tywin
I mean all things considered some of these were a good effort.
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