One dose of Tumblr Bullpucky aint enough? Heres one more. Apparently, this is the 10 commandments that all LEOs live by.

And in case you're wondering, plenty of real life actual examples of all the above are readily available.

Hmmm...

Murder a black person as a part of the most surreptitious and ingenious genocide ever carried out against a people.

Also, I haven't seen genocide and you should look up that word to see what it means, because there's less than 300 black people killed by the police every year and there's well over 41,000,000 blacks in the US. So, bullshit.

Plant evidence to suggest that the murder was justified. Worse come to worse, say you meant to use your taser, not your gun. Your bad.

Hasn't been an example of someone doing this and not getting charged and convicted yet, so more bullshit.

Don’t worry about your partner. They will go along with your version of events, as will the entire police force. The sociopolitical identity of the cop is immaterial. Your innocence will be assumed even by those who know you are guilty as fuck.

Good thing there's such a widespread example of this, lest we forget that there's tons of stories of cops going against other cops and ~gasp~ other cops arresting other cops! Oh, noes!

Get the media in on it so that they can make the black person seem dangerous and criminal by bringing up how that time, in second grade, the black person got suspended from school. Interview the teacher to corroborate that the black person was “aggressive” 20 years ago in that classroom.

Gotta get my boots out, the shits deep on this one.

Don’t let the media use any picture of the victim that makes them seem like an ordinary human being. No college graduation pictures or wedding pictures or corporate pictures. Dig up any mug shots or any pictures of the person at a party or holding a can of Old E or throwing up a peace sign that they can pretend is a gang sign.

Yeah, and every guy was a God fearing peaceful dude rapping about Jesus after they committed a strong-arm robbery. Sure.

If a video shows up contradicting your lie of a story, don’t panic.Rely on white supremacists and the media to champion your cause in the face of it.

Sure. Hasn't been an example of contradictory video evidence that wasn't followed by charges.

Point to purposely nonexistent/faulty/outdated statistics to claim that black people’s outrage over murderous police officers is unfounded.

Yeah, except they exist, they're only faulty in their eyes, and they're as recent as the current year to prove them, whereas the stats against police officers are purposely misrepresented by the "activists" to rile the troops.

If you get charged, don’t worry: The jury will be rigged enough to get you off completely or with a sentence far beneath what you actually deserve.

Huh. TIL that there's no solving the problems without social justice taking a hold. Guess we should just go ahead and start with the witch-burning trials again.

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