One drives too fast. One drives too slow. Together they become, idiots on the road.

Dress in all black and run a black straight piped yam FZ8. Everyone got out of my way. Mostly cause I’m a idiot and drove like a complete huligin. 14k rpms all day baby. Wide open in the city set off 80% ish of the parked car alarms... I’m sorry humans... was a mean thing to do at 3 am! Just wondered if I could do it, ya know.. for Science. Why am I soooo curious about life? Hehe so many things to do. And when selling said bike I really needed to know just how fast it could go. Last ride on the way to delivery to the next owner my fiancé and I started road racing on the pa turn Pike. She being in a s60 Volvo topped out at 135. And I saw red cause damit she wasn’t going to win!! Then Had to pass her on the shoulder and out run her. Her blocking skills are insane! Lost her by going flat out while hugging my bike (Street fighter style) to hit 149-151. Felt so so Soo fast and the tunnel vision is amazing at that speed. That’s going 100mpr past slow trucks going up the hills. Oh and that loud pipe... complete life saver. Cars generally moved out of my path 1/4 to 1/8 mile ahead. Some lady almost drifted me into a concrete road Barrier, wot and she was all the way over in her lane, hold her ears.

Tlr: don’t be me, drive a Tesla, cause my ear don’t work.
Or be me, have hot wife, bad ears, and great memories.

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