As a fellow portland person.

It boggles my mind how often my girlfriends tell me that “I really love him, but he told me he’s ‘poly’, so I have to let him fuck other women.”

Jesus. Have some self respect.

I’d my husband said he wanted to bang someone else, I would hand him divorce papers tomorrow.

The fact that our city thinks monotony is outdated just makes me want to move.

If he wants to bang every bartender and Uber driver, tell him to fuck off! It’s allowed in normal society. Portland rules are stupid.

It’s not empowering to sit at home with your cat while your husband is plowing the girl from the Home Depot garden department. It’s embarrassing.

Have shame. Don’t put up with that nonsense.