- Physician, University of Toronto, Class of '88
- Elected Chief Intern, Doctors Hospital, 1989
- Delivered a record 95 babies during 1 year internship
- Captain, Canadian Armed Forces, Honourably Discharged, 1992
- Canada's #1 Medical Fraud & Malpractice Investigator Since 1994
- World's #1 Seduction Guru & Male Confidence Builder Since 2005
- Advertising & Marketing Consultant Extraordinaire
- Ontario's #1 Trainer of Sales Consultants, with Specialization in Mortgage & Real Estate Agents
- Small Business Start-Up Consultant
- Writer, Poet, Ethicist, Philosopher & Heretic
- Religious & Spiritual Leader
- Raceologist & Phrenologist
- Revisionist Historian & Apologist with Special Interest in World Religions, Hitler & The Nazis, Marxist Crimes Against Humanity, Government Conspiracies
- Anti-Feminist & Anti-Metrosexual Agitator
- Anti-Marxist Crusader
- Christian, Pro-Life & Family Values Advocate (Go Jesus!)
- Christian Libertarian Theorist & Advocate
- Jewellery & Fashion Designer
- Consistent Scorer of >60% Right-Brain Dominance
- Clairvoyant & Faith Healer
- Gourmet Chef & Nutritional Consultant
- Former Online Restaurant Critic
- Proudly Served on High School Chess Team (2nd boarder)
- Proudly Served on High School Typing Team (128 words per minute, #2 in city; I would have been #1 but I lost to broad on electric typewriter after inept typing teacher misinformed me that we had to use manual typewriters)
- Legal Consultant Specializing in Sexual Assault & Harassment, Highway Traffic Act, Charter Motions, Poison Pen Legal Letters, etc.
- Amateur Chiropractor, Accountant, Dental Hygienist, Massage Therapist, Psychotherapist, etc.
- Expert At Shaming People Into Doing the Right Thing
- Professional Shrew Tamer & Spanking Administrator
- Proud Owner of a Beautiful, Svelte REAL CANADIAN (Irish-Scottish-French-Aboriginal) Wife
- Shih-Tzu Enthusiast & Precision Belly Rubber
- Generous With His Money But Stingy With Everyone Else's
- Most Brutally Honest Person on the Planet
- Never Touches A Drop Of Alcohol (ethanol increases estrogen levels in men, thereby feminizing them, and making them useless in bed)
- Pot Legalization Advocate & Occasional Strain Tester
- Grower of Hair That Puts Yanni to Shame
- The Only Major Candidate that is "Lawsuit-Proof" by having No Assets in His Name, Preventing Corrupt Elements From Silencing Him Through Extortion, Blackmail or Manipulation by way of Employing the Threat of Litigation for Slander or Libel
- The Only Major Candidate that is "Blackmail/Extortion-Proof" Because All His Skeletons are Strewn Across the Internet (90% of which are total lies, but discourage blackmailers and extortionists)
Well that's one hell of a resume. This guy is definitely a tad unhinged.