Goddamn, my school has Toilet Times, but this is Toilet Novella. How long are these women spending in the bathroom . . .
Going to do my best here to learn the 20 Ways to Love My Body, since it's a bit hard to make out but the few I can see off the bat are gold, can't miss out on these!
That analogy's gonna suck when your vehicle breaks down halfway through the race because you were putting shitty fuel into it and not observing routine maintenance.
Like having extra "me time" on every flight of stairs as you catch your breath!
Observe such fantastical feats as rapidly swinging blood glucose levels as your pancreas really brings its A game!
No but their health and ability to take care of their responsibilities as a person sure as fuck was.
No snarky comment here, for the love of god please listen and start walking more.
Yes, it is the mental block you suffer that is keeping you from being a marathon runner, and not your poor cardiovascular fitness and overtaxed knees. Break through that psychological barrier!
Please don't. There's already enough students coming to class in sweats.
Your skin would be a fuckton clearer if you ate properly and drank water.
Yes, if you take that 'worry' energy/time and put it into 'doing something' energy/time, you too could reach your weight goals!
Fucking preach it, toilet poster. I agree. (Though I suspect we see this playing out in different ways.)
This is just downright factually incorrect. Like, blatantly so. Good news, people with cirrhosis, you don't need a transplant, just wait a little while. Oh, you have osteoporosis, grandma? Don't worry, bones replace themselves. But you know what? Sure, let's go with it: If your body is constantly rebuilding, why are you giving it shitty, broken building blocks?
I just can't even on this one. So much wat.
Do they realize that their body is a part of them and that they're thanking no one, and that everything "their body does" is something they're doing? And that they could do it better if they treated it better?
Finally getting to the good stuff.
If it's not "right now", do something about it.
Sure, why not?
More pandering please.
I feel like they're really dropping off on their tips here. It's hard to answer platitudes with snark. :(
It's going to be a lot longer if you quit hating it and start treating it properly. Your behaviour directly correlates to how short your life will actually be.
Except don't because we know from research that people who have been obese for long periods of time have skewed hunger/satiety signals as a result of hormones like leptin and ghrelin, and unfortunately us former fatties need to be more diligent. Your body is not aware that, rather than being a hunter along the savannah, you are a blogger on the internet and do not need to desperately consume calories to stay alive.