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What if spiders were intolerant of hornets? What if spiders were made of smaller spiders? What if spiders were made out of BIGGER spiders? What if you picked up a phone and instead of a phone it was spiders? What if there was a photo of spiders? What if there were a bunch of spiders on a plane? What if the dinosaurs were killed by spiders? What if the dinosaurs WERE spiders? What if your Facebook becomes infested with spiders? What if spiders hacked your Facebook? What if someone wrote on your wall about spiders? What if cats vomited spiders? What if spiders could travel through paintings? What if spiders was a science and was subject to bee review? What if spiders are contagious? What if there was a spider gun? What if you forgot to reload the spider gun? What if the computer monitor could produce spiders? What if spiders start demanding civil rights? What if the Magna Carta has been spiders the whole time? What if rabbits swore allegiance to the spiders? What if Chinese spiders? What if Japanese schoolgirl spiders? What if spiders were four-dimensional? What if spiders were time-travelers? What if time travel turns you into spiders? What if time travel requires spiders? What if you could replace explosions with spiders? What if instead of movies there were spiders? What if you could buy spiders on the black market? What if spiders are accepted as payment in Hawaii? What if instead of throwing beads on Mardi Gras you threw spiders? What if spiders wrote a travelogue? What if the travelogue was just spiders? What if you eloped with spiders? What if you served refreshments to spiders? What if someone mentions spiders? What if spiders formed a religion? What if that religion involved clockwork spiders? What if spiders had a polite disagreement? What if spiders were paid to rake leaves? What if spiders were in the guise of a tundra? What if spiders are taking over your dreams? What if you controlled spiders with your dreams? What if fictional characters happened to be spiders? What if spiders were aliens? What if spiders come from the spider lair beneath the Earth? What if spiders could blow people up with the blink of an eye? What if spiders were a superhero? What if you could mail-order spiders? What if the store has a sale on spiders? What if the spiders had a gay pride parade? What if spiders went to the parade with no clothes? What if they accidentally intentionally paved over spiders? What if I accidentally spiders? What if spiders could live in any hollow area? What if spiders were secret agents? What if you and spiders had highly different taste in music? What if plants danced to attract spiders? What if spiders swarmed around and stung people? What if spiders are just mad because someone cut them off in traffic? What if spiders could disrupt your wifi? What if spiders were replaced with a numerical code? What if spiders resembled spiders? What if spiders resembled DIFFERENT spiders? What if spiders were exactly like the movie? What if Poland cannot into spiders? What if each anime was a different color of spider? What if spiders were nocturnal and sucked blood? What if spiders and werewolves were sworn enemies? What if dogs were unable to perceive spiders? What if spiders had subwoofers? What if nobody realized that the spiders had an evil plan? What if spiders were censored by the government? What if transition metals reacted with spiders? What if spiders framed a politician for larceny? What if spiders had ties to organized crime? What if spiders unwittingly morphed into heroin during the full moon? What if someone wrote a book about spiders? What if spiders were computer illiterate? What if I'm spiders? What if spiders misread directions and killed a lemon tree? What if spiders were an accurate description of the concept of the assembly line? What if Willy Wonka was prepared for spiders? What if spiders had fetishes? What if spiders could vibrate through walls and discern motives? What if spiders were put on the No-Fly list? What if spiders were mistakenly put on the Sex Offender registry? What if spiders overran a mental institution? What if spiders had daydreams about becoming lemurs? What if there was a wiki about spiders? What if Wikipedia was spiders? What if spiders killed me mid-sen

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