I don't understand? You said only 7 weeks ago that you lived in Eastern Europe, and then you described your divorce - it was harrowing to read:

I had a meltdown some time after my divorce. All the financial was just too difficult to handle alone. I was slouched on the floor, bawling my eyes out and my usually arrogant cat ran around me, chirping and giving me head butts, pushing my hands, elbows and face, trying to tell me that it's not the end of the world and she'll be there for me, finally bringing me out of that self pity. She also lost a lot of weight during this rough time I went through. Not because she was malnourished, her food came before mine, but she was absorbing my stress. It changed when I got it sorted out and moved. Her food rations were the same but she turned into a happy chonk cuz there was no more stress to manage

Now I'm a simple man, but can you explain to me how you can be a female chef with dreadful English that works in London, and also an eastern european chef having an awful divorce?

In my country (northern Europe) the saying 'bringing a fire' was in use until recently meaning someone dropping in briefly. Borrowing fire was a common practice as it's easier to get some hot coal than rub sticks or rocks together

Worked in a pub in Estonia, transit way to Latvia. After we had Russian group in, someone had to go and wipe footprints off the toilet seats

I am of course unwilling to think you're a lying bastard as I am foolish leftist. Please educate.