She is always very very slow.
Refuses to wear glases, although she can't see what's further away than 3m (9 ft.).
She always repeats the same mistakes again and again and again and promises she won't do it again.
She always expects me to change and if I refuse, she starts arguing until I promise to change myself.
When I tell her something, she asks me about things that are absolutely unimportant. For example: I tell her that my boss gave me a compliment and she asks me what colour his necktie had or if it was at 10 am or 10.10 am.
She never knows what she wants to eat. Once she is hungry, she tells me that she could eat a salad, a hamburger, a pizza, a tiramisu, chicken wings, sushi, mashed potatoes, ribs, an apple, smoked salmon, rice with beans and so on.
She always talks about what she wants to buy next or what she wants to do and it takes months for even the simplest things to be bought or done.
She always stops when we go shopping although its 8 pm and the stores are going to close.
You might ask yourself at this point why I'm still together with her. The answer: she is a damn hot MILF and lets me fuck her anytime I want it.