Smack junkie, 'Scum', gets into grandpas Oxy 10's and inhales dollar general febreze, OD'ing into the den's daily recycled beer can rations

Hi all, here at the Scum headquarters we have multiple agents on duty at all time. I'd like to remind all Scum fans that Scum will be running for Florida State Senate once again! Aside from those like cruising 4 a bruising (we support your freedom to opinion, at Scum LLC incorporated) who appose Scum's beliefs because of minor malevolent rhetoric, his plans to diminish carbon pollution and minimize military industrial taxes are pristine in my opinion. Not to mention Scum is working with his fellow diplomats and weeding out loop holes for Biden's absurd 'Build Better Act' legislature proposal.. Take our guns? Are you serious Joedolf Bitler? You're crazier than a theocrat with a suicide vest. I don't know about y'all but I fought in Fallujah and Scums veteran bill would levitate loan forfeitures and boost my GI salary. The man also has plans for a better school infrastructure system to better our youth's learning capability. Outstanding IMHO, some people are just to sensitive and can't handle the cold truth, Scum ™️ will be handing out tissues for all those butthurt in the comments, please contact a SCUM agent for your free sensitivity napkin. SCUM 2022 NY STATE SENATE TO PRESIDENT OF THE USA!!

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