3 threads. You took up 3 threads to complain about boots. If your wife has mental illness, she should seek help; but let’s focus on you: you are a fuck. You are seriously this pissed at your wife for tying your boots because it “slows you down in an emergency “? When driving to a station to pick up an ambulance before responding to the emergency is just...fine? It takes a fucking minute to untie boots, less to just put them in the fucking garage like a normal human. That’s the problem? Not that you are responding from your house to your ambulance and then to the emergency. If you actually cared about people, you would be pissed about the fact that you have opted as a community for national lampoon levels of response instead of going directly to the emergency when they call. Nope, gotta be the boots? If your boots were untied, would you have some more fucking medals? Is that the point? Fuck you man. Hope you got your shoes untied. There’s some poor schmuck dying while you pick up the ambulance.