I was pet groomer in the making, I'd find stray dogs and bring them home, bath them and then say they just followed me home and jumped in the bath.

Not gonna lie, the following me home part is true, I apparently have an animal magnet, from docks to dogs, but of course none of them jumped in the bathtube by themselves lol.

I got away with bathing, brushing their fur and loving them for a few hourd until they made me get rid of them. One day they came home and found a duck in the spare bathroom, I had hid it there for two days. Other time I 'rescued' half a zip bag worth of ladybugs living in the bushed and freed them under the sofa in our living room. Other time I 'rescued' a lone frog and brought it home.