I was an exchange student. I hooked up with another exchange student pretty regularly. I would leave her host family's house around midnight every night. We banged all over her room. On the bed, on the sofa, in the closet, standing up,against the window, you name it we did it.

One night we decided to go at it on the floor. Her room was on the second floor. Directly above her host parents' bedroom. We were going at it and all of a sudden there was a huge crash. Then the baby woke up screaming. And then all the lights in the house came on. And then the host parents were up. And German host dad was banging on the door and asking Exkyoos mi may I kamm in, ah yoo okee? Hello may I plees open zah doh? And then he walked into the crying baby's room and German mom was screaming at German dad about how it was a bad idea to let me stay at night and that I would not be allowed back anymore. I grabbed my clothes during this time and vaulted down the stairs. The next day at school the girl told me we caused their light fixture in the bedroom to come down out of the ceiling and if we were going to bang it would have to be at my exchange family's house. So we did. In the bed. Tl;dr tried to do it like they do on the discovery Channel, broke some lights, woke a baby, invoked the Wrath of Hans