3. What was the most erotic thing anyone’s ever said to you?

What was the most erotic thing anyone’s ever said to you?

My Ex girlfriend had her birthday, she was drunk and I just called to say happy birthday, she told me she'd go home and really talk to me...then I called via video that night, it was dark af(she was sort of too drunk to stand), long story short she kept saying how much she still loved me, then she said "I want to see your dick"...I whipped it out and her response was "you have such a beautiful dick,I want that inside me, its such a pretty dick"...she's in a whole other continent but she was wishing we were together through the lockdown, she said "she'd totally fuck the shit out of me" and wanted my "beautiful dick" in her mouth... bruh...I still think of it often

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